Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Ten Commandments of Drexel Badminton


  1. Thou shalt always have badminton on the mind.
  2. Thou shalt not play two games in a row if players are queued.
  3. Thou shalt not take the name of Chern-Hooi Lim in vain.
  4. Remember Tuesday and Friday, for they are club practice days. Club members must attend at least 50% of practices.
  5. Honor your club officers, who make everything possible.
  6. Thou shalt apologize if you strike your opponent with the shuttlecock.
  7. Thou shalt high five or shake the hand of your opponent(s) after a completed match.
  8. Thou shalt not walk onto a court while the shuttlecock is in play.
  9. Thou shalt make honest assessments of close line calls.
  10. Thou shalt always remember to have fun.
I've finished drinking for the evening. Your regularly scheduled program will now resume.

-VK

3 comments:

  1. 11. Thou shalt not covet your opponent's wife, girlfriend, or female teammate.

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  2. 12. Thou shalt ignore the 11th commandment if she is quite abnormally good looking.

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